Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 5)

He must have made it before he died.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

A nickel isn’t worth a dime today.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I’m as red as a sheet.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I didn’t really say everything I said.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The future ain’t what it used to be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We have a good time together, even when we’re not together

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I’d say he’s done more than that.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We have deep depth.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Surprise me!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager