Subject: Activities » Games

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games Honesty

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Children Games

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws Situations

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Food/Drink Games

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

The score never interested me, only the game.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor
Activities Games Life Time

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

Activities Games

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities Games

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’ … so we stopped playing chess.

(1980 – ) British comedian
Activities Games

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games Sex

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities Death Games People Self

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Games Situations