Subject: Activities » Games

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just beyond reach.

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him, but life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

(1973 – ) American comedian

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

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