Subject: Activities » Games

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

One way to get a real kick out of bridge is to sit opposite your wife.

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

(1973 – ) American comedian

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

I knew my parents hated me because my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Bridge is the only game that bruises more shins than hockey.

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Here we have a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double – entry bookkeeping.

internet columnist

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian