Subject: Activities » Games (Page 2)

Sex is like a game of bridge… if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Activities Games Sex

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Bridge: A game which gives women something to try to think about while they are talking.

Activities Definitions Games

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Activities Games Life

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Activities Characteristics Games

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Activities Games

Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.

Activities Definitions Games

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?

Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities Characteristics Games

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Health

I think Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Food/Drink Games

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Activities Games Money

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Activities Games

[Poker] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter
Activities Communication Games

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Activities Games Situations

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities Games Places

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life