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All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Bridge is a friendly game invented by two married couples who disliked each other.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

(1973 – ) American comedian

The boomarang is Australia’s chief export (and then import.)

(1973 – ) American comedian

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Snake eyes is a gambling term… and an animal term, too.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian