Subject: Activities » Housework

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Housework

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

(1932 – ) British novelist & journalist
Activities Housework

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Emotions Housework Love

The man has not been born for whom I will iron a shirt.

(1939 – ) English actress
Activities Housework Men

I’m eighteen years behind on my ironing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress
Activities Housework

I’ve decided to become gay… not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

American comedian & actor
Activities Housework

I find apologizing for not having cleaned is easier than cleaning.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Activities Housework Life Proverbs

How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?… look inside your pants and if you find a penis in there, it's not time.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Housework Men People Situations

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

writer
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I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is… and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened.

(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer
Housework Work

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Housework People Situations

Men – because of a tragic flaw – cannot see dirt until there is enough of it to support agriculture.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Housework Men People

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Children Housework People

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Activities Housework

There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Housework Work

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Conflict Housework Husbands Marriage Proverbs

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women – one cleaning and the other dusting.

Australian comedian & actress
Housework People Women

I do clean up a little if company is coming; I'll wipe the lipstick off the milk container.

(1952 – ) comedian
Activities Housework