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I'm not into working out; my philosophy: No pain, no pain.

comedian, writer, actor & producer

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

I didn’t intend for this to take on a political tone; I’m just here for the drugs.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress

I hate when people drive like me.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian

Some people talk in their sleep; lecturers talk while other people sleep.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

(1925 – 2001) actor & musician

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks.

(1918 – 1990) football coach

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

You don’t get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

(1949 – ) American actress

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

Cardiology: The study of poker playing.

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor

We had different ideas as to what the problem was: she bought me Viagra; I bought her a treadmill.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian, radio personality, author & actor

Knitted Historical Figures

If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

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