Subject: Age

The only good thing about [aging] is you’re not dead.

(1905 –1984) American playwright

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Looking fifty is great – if you're sixty.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

(1943 – ) American football player

Biologically, I'm 10; chronologically, I'm 33, but in hockey years, I'm 66.

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

(1884 – 1970) American actress

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger; my first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

He has a profound respect for old age… especially when it’s bottled.

(1890 – 1960) journalist, author & dramatist

I am just turning forty and taking my time about it.

(1893 – 1971) American film actor & producer

Barney: I think of you as experienced. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I’d call.
Fish: Youshould call me first. I need time to put my teeth in.

(1921 – ) American actor
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