Subject: Age

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Old age is like everything else; to make a success of it, you've got to start young.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous; when I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Pudge is so old, they didn’t have history class when he went to school.

professional baseball player & broadcaster

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses… drinks right out of the bottle.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

I believe in loyalty… when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

(1919 – 1995) Hungarian-born American socialite & actress

In Los Angeles, by the time you’re 35, you’re older than most of the buildings.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

My friend just got a trophy wife… must not have been first place.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I said to my husband, ‘My boobs have gone, my stomach’s gone, say something nice about my legs;’ he said, ‘Blue goes with everything.’

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

You might be a redneck if… an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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