Subject: Age

The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator

If you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory, like you've beat the night, but, if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

To an old man any place that’s warm is homeland.

(1868 – 1936) Russian writer & political activist

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with raisins in it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

(1933 – 2006) politician

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Children are a great comfort in your old age… and they help you reach it faster too.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Adolescence is that period in a kid’s life when parents become more difficult.

(1941 – ) American actor

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

You’ll have to ask somebody older than me.

(1883 – 1983) American composer, lyricist & pianist

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

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