Subject: Age (Page 2)

When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

The older I get, the better I used to be.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they're cramming for their final exam.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Eighty is a wonderful age… especially if you’re ninety.

(1900 – 1973) American journalist & editor

I’m at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me, I’m profoundly grateful to her.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

She may very well pass for forty three… in the dusk with the light behind her.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

My friend just got a trophy wife… must not have been first place.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Retire? … I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

If you want to be adored by your peers and have standing ovations wherever you go – live to be over ninety.

(1887 – 1995) American theater produce, director & playwright, screenwriter & film director

I didn’t see [Christy] Mathewson, but Oquendo said he had a good slider.

American baseball player

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

She's all done up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I'm not saying older women are sluttier; I'm just saying, an older woman isn't gonna make you wait 'til three in the morning 'cause she's got shit to do the next day.

American comedian

It’s a good thing to be old, because that means you haven’t died yet, right?

(1974 – ) Spanish actress & model

The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
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