Subject: Age (Page 3)

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The only good thing about [aging] is you’re not dead.

(1905 –1984) American playwright

Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will sometimes produce bizarre behavior… and I’m not talking about the kids.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

In Los Angeles, by the time you’re 35, you’re older than most of the buildings.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost… they are added to the ages of other women.

(1499 – 1566) French noblewoman & prominent courtier

When you’re in your 20s and 30s and you drop some weight, people notice, they’re nice about it… they’re like, ‘Hey man, you look good!' … but when you’re in your 40s and you lose weight, people are like, ‘You doin’ all right?'

(1963 – ) American comedian & author

Say Satch, tell me, was Abraham Lincoln a crouch hitter?

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor

Ask anybody over 30 – if they tell you they have more than 10 friends, you know they’re counting co-workers.

American comedian & television host

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time… again.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were retired.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face; my advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

(1901 – 2000) English author

I knew her before she was a virgin.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Age is a function of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

(1906 – 1982) baseball player

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

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