Subject: Age (Page 3)

I have everything now I had twenty years ago – except now it’s lower.

(1911 – 1970) American burlesque entertainer, actress, author & playwright

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost… they are added to the ages of other women.


(1499 – 1566) French noblewoman & prominent courtier

The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year, and I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

There are three ages of man – youth, middle age, and ‘you're looking wonderful.’

(1889 – 1967) American bishop & cardinal of the Catholic Church

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces; women just go on cooking.


He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Have you ever tried to put an oyster in a slot machine?

(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I refuse to admit I'm more than 52, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

I’d like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

(1907 - 1990) American theatrical producer

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

movie character, in Kind Hearts And Coronets (Dennis Price)

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure.

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
The Animal Rescue Site