Subject: Age (Page 4)

There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

You are 32, you are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

You know you’re getting older when you don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate’ … for me that would be a shroud.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

20 to 40 is the fillet steak of life; after that it’s all short cuts.

(1922 – 1985) English poet & novelist

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions – because they know all the answers.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

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