Subject: Age (Page 5)

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Oh, to be seventy again.

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

movie character, in Kind Hearts And Coronets (Dennis Price)

You still chase women, but only downhill.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old… unfortunately there’s never one around.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

(1943 – ) American football player

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all.

My friend just got a trophy wife… must not have been first place.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

She may very well pass for forty three… in the dusk with the light behind her.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator

There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

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