Subject: Age » Young

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory, like you've beat the night, but, if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

I don’t think my family liked me… they put a live teddy bear in my crib.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older and the only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

(1970 – ) American film & television actress

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed… it evens itself out.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I know we were buddies because he threatened to kill me on no fewer than three occasions, and he did that only to his friends.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

You know your girlfriend is too young when she’ll do everything in bed but go upside down because it’s too scary.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have remembrances of what never happened.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was so poor I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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