Subject: Age » Young

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

(1911 – 1986) American actor

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist

I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian

[My mother] had something like ‘time out;' it was called ‘knock out.'

American comedian

When I was young, poverty was so common that we didn't know it had a name.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was so poor I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve; middle age is when you're forced to.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.

(1925 – ) English writer & editor

You want to look younger… rent smaller children.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

I don’t think my family liked me… they put a live teddy bear in my crib.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

While you can only be young once, you can always be immature.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

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