Subject: Age » Young (Page 3)

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor

The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have remembrances of what never happened.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older and the only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

(1970 – ) American film & television actress

I was born when my dad was 50; it’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you… we’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Youth: A good substitute for experience.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

(1943 – ) American football player

He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair

When I was a boy, I thought myself a man; now that I am a man, I find myself a boy.

(1773 – 11829) English genius & polymath

I know we were buddies because he threatened to kill me on no fewer than three occasions, and he did that only to his friends.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author