Subject: Age » Young (Page 4)

Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.

(1909 – 1979) American cartoonist (Li'l Abner)

You want to look younger… rent smaller children.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

It was tough growing up in Florida because all my friends were retired.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older and the only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

(1970 – ) American film & television actress

When I was a boy, I thought myself a man; now that I am a man, I find myself a boy.

(1773 – 11829) English genius & polymath

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?"

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going; I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year, and I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

When you are down and out something always turns up – and it is usually the noses of your friends.

(1915 – 1985) stage & film actor & director

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist