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Dogs
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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Animals
Children
Dogs
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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Dogs
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Animals
Dogs
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire; they're trained for that!
Milton Jones
(1964 – ) English comedian
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Dogs
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My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese proverb
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No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
Pet Principle
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