Subject: Appearance » Body

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.

(1969 – ) American actress, dancer, singer & entrepreneur

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

My trademarks are a hoarse, grating voice and the face of a retired pugilist: small narrowed eyes set in puffy features which look as though they might, years ago, have lost on points.

(1911 – 1986) American actor

A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body… like a Peanuts character.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist

I don't think I'm good in bed; my husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

I hate thin people; “Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?”

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

I’m so fat and I’m so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself – but the rope broke.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

His favorite exercise is climbing tall people.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.


I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

I’d wring your neck… if you had one.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Reform: To gain or lose weight.

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

You can never be too skinny or too rich.

(1915 – 1978) socialite

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

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