Subject: Appearance » Body

There are two reasons why I’m in show business, and I’m standing on both of them.

(1916 – 1973) American actress, dancer, singer & pin-up girl

I’d wring your neck… if you had one.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I was never over-weight, just under-tall; the correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.

(1951 –) Irish comedian & singer

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.

American baseball player

He's as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla; if he was as smart as a gorilla he'd be fine.

college football coach

They don't make 'em too big for this business.

(1928 – ) American stripper, burlesque star & actress

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

He looked very thin and emancipated.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

(1925 – 2005) television host

He had one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

If she wasn’t so skinny, she’d be considered thin.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

(1952 – ) comedian

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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