Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 23)

Girdle: The difference between fact and figure.

Appearance Body Clothing Definitions

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me.

(1978 – ) American comic writer
Appearance Body

If your body is 90 per cent water why have you got to drink water all the time? Why can’t you just have some crisps?

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Body

If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I’m going to nip, tuck it, and suck it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Body

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is "knowing what your uterus looks like.”

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Appearance Body People Women

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
Appearance Body Fat Insults

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement; of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Appearance Body People Women

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat