Subject: Appearance » Clothing

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.

(1951 – ) British writer

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

When you’re gay every party is a bad sweater party.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will look ridiculous year after year.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

There is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt.

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

I manufactured clown shoes… which was no small feat.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Armor: A knight gown.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee; unfortunately, she was just coming home.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.

(1939 – ) American actor, dancer, singer, producer & choreographer

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I like what mechanics wear… overall.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink tea-cosy hat.

British sports announcer

The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing tartan trousers.

English professional golfer

It's got lots of installation.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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