Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 5)

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer

I am not overweight; I fluctuate between chubby and curvy!

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

The most dangerous thing about American food?… the portions.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws… only catapults.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

You want to have a little fun, go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size 6.

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.

American baseball player

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones; not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

(1910 – 1997) American writer

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’

American baseball player

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I thought to myself, join the army… it’s free; so I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds… I’m going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin’ Machine!

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

I burned 60 calories… that should take care of the peanut I ate in 1962.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Does a fat boy like cake.

No matter what I do, I cannot lose this 18 pounds… I mean I have tried everything short of diet and exercise.

American stand-up comedian