Subject: Appearance » Ugly (Page 3)

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?

Fred: I’m calling you ugly, I could push our face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

She was known as a two bagger; that’s when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Self Ugly

We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Death Ugly

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night… and reduce the crime rate.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Conflict Crime People Self Ugly

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance Clothing Ugly

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion; he said okay, you’re ugly too.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Eating Food/Drink Mothers Ugly

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Appearance Health Husbands Marriage Ugly

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Sex Ugly

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

If I had a dog with a face like yours, I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backward.

(1953 – 1987) Dutch-born American actor
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

She is so ugly… she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly