Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 10)

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

What you take for lying in an Irishman is only his attempt to put an herbaceous border on stark reality.

(1878 – 1957) Irish poet, author, athlete & politician