Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 2)

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him… if he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer