Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

(1914 – 1984) American actor

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal; he's always had an agent do that.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author