Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 5)

It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

I know her in the biblical sense… and when I say that, I mean I don’t believe a word she says.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Golf… is the infallible test; the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I have a friend; he keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet