Subject: Beliefs » Opinion

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

(1964 – ) comedian, political satirist, writer & television host

An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.

(1863 – 1923) French playwright

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.

(1940 – ) U.S. senator (Vermont)

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

He is a man of his most recent word.

(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

If you don't like my opinion of you – improve yourself!

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