Subject: Beliefs » Opinion

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Barack Obama's approval ratings are so low there is talk of replacing him with Jay Leno.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.

(1814 – 1869) American humorist

Public opinion is the worst of all opinions.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Don’t be discouraged if your children reject your advice; years later they will offer it to their offspring.

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

What can I say about Milton Berle that he already hasn't said himself?

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Whenever you accept our views we shall be in full agreement with you.

(1915 – 1981) Israeli military leader & politician

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road; they get run over.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men in charge of snake control in Ireland.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet

I disagree with unanimity.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

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