Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 4)

Georgie believed in democracy, and he felt that everybody had a right to an opinion… his.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.

(1814 – 1869) American humorist

Making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg; it seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

Anything that you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, singer & director

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Having something to say is overrated.

American writer

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.

(1863 – 1923) French playwright

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

Whenever you accept our views we shall be in full agreement with you.

(1915 – 1981) Israeli military leader & politician

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If Attila the Hun were alive today, he’d be a drama critic.

(1928 – ) playwright

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.