Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What’s What

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor

Do You Want to Play With My Balls

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy

Drag King Guide, So You Want to be a Male Impersonator

Natural Harvest (A collection of semen-based recipes)

Toddlers Are A**holes: It’s Not Your Fault

How Green Were the Nazis?

Track that Scat!

How to Traumatize Your Children

The Muffin Muncher

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead

The Good Mommies’ Guide To Raising (Almost) Perfect Daughters

A Parent’s Guide to Preventing Homosexuality

The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Summer With the Leprechauns (A True Story)

F*ck That: An Honest Meditation

The Hunger Site