Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

How To Go To Work When Your Husband Is Against It, Your Children Aren’t Old Enough, And There’s Nothing You Can Do Anyhow

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It

How To Succeed in Business Without a Penis

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

Everything Was Fine Until Whatever

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Golden Years My Ass: Adventures in Geriatric Indignity

You’re Sharp Enough To Be Your Own Surgeon

English As She is Spoke

The Lull Before Dorking

The Mushroom in Christian Art

Cooking with Poo

Toddlers Are A**holes: It’s Not Your Fault

The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow

The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Everyone Poops

Natural Harvest (A collection of semen-based recipes)

F*ck Feelings: One Shrink’s Practical Advice for Managing All Life’s Impossible Problems

Birds in Beards Coloring Book: A love story

The Animal Rescue Site