Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

I Heart My Little A-Holes

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low

Elvis Is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Good Myself

Love, Sex, and Tractors

Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

The Universe Doesn’t Give a Flying Fuck About You

Yoga Pants, Minivans, & Selfies

A Confederacy of Dunces

Suck Your Stomach In and Put Some Color On

K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

I’d Really Like to Eat a Child

The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults

Experimenting with Babies

The Bedwetter

(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress

Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy

The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag

The Zen of Farting

Toilet Paper Origami

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It

The Animal Rescue Site

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