Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

A Parent’s Guide to Preventing Homosexuality

Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor

My First Cavity Search

The Pocket Book of Boners

A Fistful of Fig Newtons

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

How To Shit in the Woods

Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

Golden Years My Ass: Adventures in Geriatric Indignity

Rabbi, My Husband Wants a Blowjob

We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

A Confederacy of Dunces

The Muffin Muncher

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It

Semenology – The Semen Bartender’s Handbook

What’s Up Down There?: Questions You’d Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Excelsior, You Fathead!: The Art and Enigma of Jean Shepherd

Outwitting Squirrels

Not All Tarts Are Apple

The Hunger Site