Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

Knitted Historical Figures

Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant

The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

The New Radiation Recipe Book

Go the F**k to Sleep

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts

Whose Tongue Is This?

We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Somebody is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn’t Catch That Bouquet

The Chickens of Atlantis and Other Foul and Filthy Fiends

I Am America (And So Can You!)

Strangers Have the Best Candy

What Moles Tell You About Yourself

Practical Demonkeeping

But… You’re a Horse

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book

The Haunted Vagina

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver

You Have to F*****g Eat

Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence