Subject: Characteristics (Page 2)

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being… and it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Some people have a chip on their shoulder; Billy has a whole lumberyard.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The price of purity is purists.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

There is a good deal to be said for blushing, if one can do it at the proper moment.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It’s not that I’m a Type‑B personality; it’s that I’m driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

American writer

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it's the size of the fight in the dog.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Pessimism: A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.

Maybe money corrupts the character; but lack of money isn't going to improve it either.

(1902 – 1968) novelist

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If you are riding a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet