Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.

Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.

Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

There will be no Moms who care this week.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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