Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”

Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

Thank you dead friends.

Evening massage – 6 pm.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.

John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.

The closing song: Take My Life

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