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Church Bulletins
(Page 10)
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Church Bulletins
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Church Bulletins
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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