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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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Translation
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A toilet paper brand
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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