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Church Bulletins
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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