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Church Bulletins
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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A toilet paper brand
Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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