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Church Bulletins
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Church Bulletins
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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(Success)
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Church Bulletins
Funerals
You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Church Bulletins
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Church Bulletins
Baby shower
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Church Bulletins
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Church Bulletins
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Church Bulletins
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