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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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