Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 6)

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

Helpers are needed!  Please sign up on the information sheep.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.

… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.

Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.