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Church Bulletins
(Page 9)
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Church Bulletins
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Church Bulletins
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Church Bulletins
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Church Bulletins
You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Church Bulletins
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