Subject: Classifieds


Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

LOST MIND – Last seen before wife & kids. Any info please call…

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

WANTED: Used Paint

Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.

Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

Great Dames for sale.

1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

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