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For Sale: Basketball Hoop and backboard. Only used for dunking kid brother.
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Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….
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SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…
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MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.
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Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….
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Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…
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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
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MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s
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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…
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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.
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If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…
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Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20
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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador
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Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.
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WANTED: Used Paint
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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.
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List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.
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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…
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