Subject: Classifieds (Page 2)

For Sale: Basketball Hoop and backboard. Only used for dunking kid brother.

Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…

Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.

WANTED: Used Paint

Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…