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RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210

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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

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PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

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…assist almost anyone in need. She is a real asset to her community, spending long and fruitful hours behind the scene to make Lonoke a better place to live. The world’s a better place because of Debbie Martin. – Happy Birthday & Many More!

[Paid for by Debbie Martin]

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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….

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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

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200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will trade for guns. Call…

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Mercury Fish & Chips

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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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Wednesday, September 21 – Ball-A-Palooza! 5000 golf balls will be dropped from a helicopter for a chance to win great prizes. Sponsored by the N.E.W. Curative Rehabilitation, Inc. with all proceeds going directly into the Brain Injury Program…

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Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

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Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

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