Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

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Selection As Big As The North Pole.

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I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

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Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…

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Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

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RENTALS – HOUSING TWO BEDROOM, Sublease, nice area, BARGAIN Rent. Drawback: Big hairy spiders drop off bedroom ceiling at night.

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.

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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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Perfection in Mountain Park Ranch – Pride Of Ownership 3 BR – 2 Ba – Open & Spacious – Upgraded Neutral Flooring – Split Bedroom Plan – Ceiling In Every Room…

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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix

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Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

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Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…

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Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm

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