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Incurable romantic, seeks filthy whore. Phone…
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Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.
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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.
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You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…
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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.
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Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.
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FREE DUCKS. You catch.
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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…
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Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….
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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”
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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?
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2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.
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Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.
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Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.
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