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John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…
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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…
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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.
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Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…
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NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799
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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….
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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola
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Are all on-line realtors created equal? No, there's only one!
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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
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Manure Digester Summit, 9:30am–3pm, $20 includes lunch…
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”
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Rattle snake 4 months old, good play thing for kids 10 yrs to 80 yrs. 6.5 H.P. go-cart $795. Will hold till X0-mas. Also, chain saw. Call…
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