Subject: Classifieds (Page 5)

My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….

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This advert is about as close as I come to meaningful interaction with other adults. Woman, 51. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. Box no. 5436.

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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

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Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….

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Smith & Wesson – For the Bride To Be! – Model 642 .38 Special $419.97, Save $50…

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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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PROVED! Make Bedwetting Easier… Waterproof Mattress Protector $19.95

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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

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TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

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CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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All positions are open until filled.

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.

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Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

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