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Colemanballs
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The club has literally exploded.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
Colemanballs
… and it (the ball) just crept on either side of the post.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s got a brain under his hair.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
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And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were skeptical.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
Colemanballs
There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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World Cup
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
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Giggs came in from the left hand right.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs
If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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